That’s right.. My love life is in chaos and all because of a harmless trip to bunnings on Australia Day weekend.. What else do good wholesome Aussie couples do.
You wouldn’t think one tiny little sausage could cause so much grief would you?? But here I am..
Let’s call him mr inconsiderate.. I had been seeing him for roughly 2 months and things were constantly a drama. I’ve never met such an emotionally damaged needy yet guarded man under 30. Now if you’re an Aussie a trip to your local bunnings means hours of roaming around picking up random house improvement things you really don’t need and the well deserved cheap and nasty charity organised sausage sizzle on the way out.. That’s right the WAY OUT!
So here I am holding mr inconsiderate’s numerous must have dust masks and sanding paper etc being a good girlfriend while he decides to run already exchanged grout to the car as ‘he can’t carry it around any longer’. And what happens next..
That’s right he walks around the corner chomping on a sausage sandwich.. Not even a thought spared for anyone else wanting one.. It may just be due to previous self absorbed behaviour but this screamed rude selfish inconsiderate bastard behaviour.. And on stating as such I was quickly told I could get my own..
Well yes! I can get my own, I realise I am quite capable of getting my own but considering I’m holding your crap and you knew I wanted one.. Did you not even think to get one for me???
Where have gentlemen gone??
So I’ve been given the silent treatment ever since and let me tell you I won’t be accepting the blame for you being rude and inconsiderate!
Did it end over a sausage.. Yes, but it’s not the sausage it’s what you eating one without considering your girlfriend means! Guys out there please think!! It’s the little things that make the difference..
Unbelievable! All over a sausage sandwich
because of a sausage sandwich 